Bitch, Please + CANVAS PRINT EDITION

BITCH, PLEASE. #2

Framed Canvas Print Edition.

Big energy. Less ceremony.

Museum-quality canvas prints that keep all the attitude of the original, with a textured finish that feels far more like a painting than a poster. Available in premium black or white floating frames, or unframed with hand-finished coloured edges for an even louder look.

Canvas is made to go big. Oversized walls, awkward corners, statement hallways—it thrives on taking up space. Lightweight, easy to hang and impossible to ignore.

If you’re going to make a statement, you may as well make it a large one.

Part of the three-piece collection ‘Bitch, Please.’

Loosely inspired by Joan Crawford—but not the Hollywood version. This is what happens when an icon survives another seventy years, cuts her own fringe, throws away the rulebook and stops apologising for taking up space.

She’s lived through enough opinions to stop collecting them.

The slogan isn’t there to shock. It’s armour. A two-word resignation letter addressed to every expectation ever placed on a woman. Smile more. Be quieter. Be prettier. Be grateful. Be agreeable.

Bitch, please.

The paint is loose because perfection is boring. The colours clash because women are still expected to make themselves palatable. The stare says what the mouth doesn’t need to.

She isn’t asking for permission.She isn’t asking to be understood.She definitely isn’t asking to be liked.

This painting is for every woman who realised that being called “too much” was never an insult.

It’s a compliment.

And she wears it beautifully.

• Poly-cotton blend canvas with a matte/satin finish. Scratch, crack, and warp resistant. • Vibrant, long-lasting colors with water-based HP Latex inks and UV protection. • Solid wooden frame from renewable sources, 4 cm deep.